The boys tried to warn me I made a bet to prove ‘em wrong
I guess I owe ‘em all a beer now She won’t be lonely long

They said ”she’s gonna work you over” I said I know our love is strong
They’re all laughin’ at me now She won’t be lonely long

Her sweet smile is the picture of devotion
Then you turn your back and your wallet is gone
She’s the legendary Devil with the Blue Dress On
She won’t be lonely long She won’t be lonely long

She sold my old Stratocaster and confiscated my bong
I’m a walkin’  disaster She won’t be lonely long

She’s gonna find another loser And so the games goes on
Another dope that can’t refuse her She won’t be lonely long

I really oughta thank her ‘cause she inspired this song
I hear she’s sleepin’ with a banker now She won’t be lonely long

She’d stick you with stiletto just to watch you bleed
Hang you out to dry for a bag of decent weed
She’s probably sprouted from Satan’s seed

A sucker’s born every minute so they say
And she can smell ‘em comin’ from a mile away
She’ll be movin’ in by the end of day
She won’t be lonely long She won’t be lonely long
She won’t be lonely long